BANGS CURATES top 10 Dad Jokes

#10. Velcro? What a ripoff!

#9. I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way

back.

#8. That car seems nice, but the muffler looks

exhausted.

#7. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

#6. Waiter: Do you want a box for leftovers?

Dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.

#5. Why do bicycles lay on their side? They are

two-tired.

#4. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start

taking steps to avoid them.

#3. (follow up) I love jokes about elevators, they

work on so many levels!

#2. I used to tell dad jokes. Then he told me to stop.

#1. I asked my dad if he got a haircut. He said,

“No, I got them all cut.”