Here’s the truth: almost everyone has a father story. Some of us were raised by ghosts, others by giants. Some were loved within limits, some adored and then abandoned. And yes, some of us found that “Daddy” wasn’t just a parent, but a name that slipped into the language of love and power (sometimes playfully, sometimes painfully). The word itself has become a mirror, reflecting what we crave, what we fear, and what we’ve been taught to want. “Daddy Issues” is one of those
#10. Velcro? What a ripoff! #9. I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back. #8. That car seems nice, but the muffler looks exhausted. #7. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. #6. Waiter: Do you want a box for leftovers? Dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for them. #5. Why do bicycles lay on their side? They are two-tired. #4. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. #3. (follow up) I love jokes about el
